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Aloha Earthly Brethren,
Please possibly pardon my anti-resume for management/property supervision: it quantifies the qualities that qualify me to supervise any enterprize. I appreciate your consideration:
Hire an Ecological Executive #LOVEvolutionize Global Village!
My specialty is hospitable habitability: I provide excellence in Apartment, Hotel, or Motel Management including Property Supervision. I am University and universally, educated: knowledgeable about, living space, food and drink for a Restaurant, Bar, or Night Club. I can socialize and exist with people of all cultures facilitating enjoyment of their apartment/homes or your establishment. I am a 'one minute manger' who resolves issues instantly with logical experienced decisions. My operating policy is 'clean and green': everything well maintained and fresh; Curb appeal, proper product, accurate accounting, and problem avoidance, with happy service to attract new business/tenants while maintaining current tenants/customers. I have the ability to supervise any enterprise: I improve balance sheets and coordinate heart beats. Social acceptability demands compliance with all laws and regulations including US Housing codes, California's Health/Safety requirements, Municipal rent-control, Tax credit or section 8 rules; while adhering to your firm's standard operating procedures. My executive capacity encompasses broom pushing to pencil pushing and a desire to ecologically serve society. I am uniquely qualified to enhance the ergonomics, economics, ecology, and environment for you.
I began protecting the construction site of an apartment building arson fire; helped supervise the re-construction, then became resident manager of 25 units. I evolved to supervise a portfolio of 2,000 units comprised of apartments, a 60 room motel & 2 mobile-home trailer parks. I speak, read, write, and think in Spanish, Computer-Ease, Healthy-Happy-Habitability, & Legal-Ease. I maintain properties properly; I promise to prudently maximize profitability and property value. Please interview me: I am productive; my mobilization includes utilizing Public Transportation: a Harley Davidson motorcycle, GMC pick up truck, Cadillac compact sedan, an 18 speed mountain bicycle & pristine CA DMV record.
There are 3 options to utilize my ability to supervise and serve all: (A.) Hire me as an employee. (B.) Allow me to manage/supervise for a percentage of gross collected rents or income. (C.) I offer to purchase your property or business at your ideal price with .001 down and 10%interest. I am not a financial flipper: I shall honor current tenants' contracts; precluding economic-speculative-gentrification also I promise to upgrade and own property long term.
To conserve time, space, and money: I submit 8 Establishment Discrepancies; which usually disqualify this application for opportunity. Unfortunately; my physical attributes & philosophical politics cause more discrimination than skin tint and racial heritage. Society accepts racial-ness but attempts to stifle political radical-ness: I am respectfully all ways cordial, I love ties and dress conservatively. I object to American Advanced Apartheid and social exploitation by Diabolical Disorientation enforced by oppressive deadly laws to generate income. As management; we must exemplify contentment, to produce Prosperity.
1. Anti-Establishment appearance: I have "grown my hair and beard for peace" to commemorate Mr. John Lennon's' Crusade for World Peace. The situation leading to his assassination led to my decision to be a property/business manager: the Hotel Dakota staff failed to check attitude of the murderer despite his lurking around; efficient management controls buildings and occupants to preclude problems.
2. Lack of Establishment certification: I invested 5 years completing 168 quarter units; as a pre-Legal major studying The Art of Business at California State University Los Angeles. In objection to governmental executions, pollution, and nuclear warmongering, I have; yet to earn a degree, a property management certification, or a business or realtor license. I have managed and supervised apartment buildings and businesses extensively. I appreciatively all ways avoid impropriety with integrity; respecting everyone's dignity helps society achieve common humanitarian goals.
3. Low Establishment credit rating: My FICO is low: due to sporadic and low income history; I have yet to acquire an income property, and have yet to establish credit or use credit cards, thus, I have no established credit or utility bills. Good Will is speculative quantification, thus, not on the balance sheet yet; the most valued asset. Please: recognize; I can increase your firm's Good Will, profitability, and with your salary; eventually raising my FICO score.
4. Establishment profit: is secondary to Fair Honesty and GOD/Jesus; I respect and abide by the law. To increase market rent, some owners/employers want to dictate exploitative and or dishonest business practices which cost tenants penalties and fees; lead to evictions and new tenants to pay new inflated rents. I appreciate people and satisfy where I supervise; I achieve tenant compliance with friendliness and indisputable logic. Tenants and vendors are satisfied; appreciating fair, equal and equitable treatment rather than profit mongering.
5. Establishment terminations: due to aforementioned characteristics; I have been terminated or fazed out of most jobs. Short term terminations and long term tenures exemplify my fair treatment of tenants/employees and my refusal to neither condone nor promote exploitative or unhealthy working and or living conditions. My future career achievements shall be evident as I excel in a proper work environment where humanity and ecology are respected and prudent work effort is rewarded as standard operating procedure.
6. Lack of Establishment worth: due to a shoddy salary history I am not considered for lucrative executive positions. Discrimination IS asking: what is your salary history? And how much salary do you require? The real questions are: what is your position worth? Am I able to function in a sophisticated environment? Requesting salary history or monetary requirements is financial Apartheid and a glass ceiling segregating people to prevent upward income mobility. I respectfully request an opportunity for lucrative longevity; because, I earned it by surviving 10 years in the murderous crime plagued barrios/ghettos of Los Angeles and Orange County. Please: Acknowledge; any salary and assignment is better than none.
7. No recent Establishment employment: I was leasing units including a 12 unit bachelorette complex in 90037. Recently; guarded 5 unit rehabilitation in 90011 then leased them up. I am all ways honest: I subsist with odd jobs and generosity from family and friends. For the past decade I have cared for my elders and stayed at friends' homes enjoying life with them. I work sporadically and have transportation to earn extra money. I have been clean and arrest free for 30 years; my last executive position; ended 7-14-06 with a Management Co., as resident manager of a 250 unit complex in Los Angeles across from Dorsey High School.
8. Establishment Extortion by chemical DIS-crimination: Please acknowledge MLK jr.s' Righteous and Religious demand "...judge my character and my business morals; not the chemical content of my urine..." I vote to end the US drug-war: it kills our planet, punishes people, and destroys human dignity. Enforcing this illogical exploitative war; devastates ancient cultural diversity by enforcing deadly violent Laws to seize drugs. Therefore; I object to forced sobriety and refuse to submit to a drug test as an advocate of the US Green Party! I am a prudent exuberant professional: I avoid tobacco; I promote #LOVEvolution: 1. End hunger, 2. Dissipate hate, 3. Vanquish violence, 4. Dismantle nuclear reactors and weapons, 5. Cure cancers, 6. Fix Fukushima. The homeless problem; is ignored while Basic Income would cure society by valuing human life, and Health Insurance is fraudulently referred to as Health Care; this exemplifies our need for equitable social transformation with voluntary generosity.
I minimize complications to preclude problems and avoid litigation.
I promise; I am all ways courteously conscious. My integrity is evidently verifiable: I operated many cash registers, handled inventories and collected a decade of rents; all amounting to millions of dollars. I facilitate tenants' prosperity with proper attitude and a willingness to serve them: jump-start their cars, help change tire, a happy greeting, whatever facilitates their way.
I am available: for an interview, employment-contractual negotiations or a consultation.
I function with Absolute Integrity: Thank you; your consideration is appreciated.
References and/or formal resume available upon request.
Aloha Amigos:
I seek an interesting, rewarding, long-term position; I can logically manage and supervise any property or business. My life is wisely invested in the Los Angeles area, the city of my birth and the home of my choice. I am a diligent person who started renting apartments for $500 per month and evolved to accommodate tenants at any level of luxury. I have enjoyed ten years operating apartments: commuting to work by staircase; promoting satisfaction among tenants, attracting new tenants & maximizing profitability with good honest service. I have work-mates available depending on the team position and location.
My abilities facilitate a professional contribution both to the community and to a harmonious living and working environment. A clear perspective of legal and financial ramifications; precludes problems while maintaining Good Will and tranquility. I am knowledgeable about Earth, our cultures and solutions to our planet's complications. My work experience is diversified and extensive: It includes; attending to people at fast food restaurants, car washes, gas stations, as a waiter, delivery driver, sales representative, construction assistant superintendent for 25 units, and care giving. I also provided security services by protecting people and guarding valuables such as; an apartment construction site, a Cadillac Dealership, a nightclub, & all at a FEDCO (from cash office to jewel inventory). My practical aptitude and attitude enables me to supervise and complete all projects and goals for profitability.
My Skills:
1. (33 wpm) Computer, legal, and Spanish literate: University and universally educated.
2. I fully comprehend all construction principles & I have knowledgeable mechanical ability.
3. I joyfully interact with diverse social cultures, and adhere to standards within company policies.
4. Red Cross Certified: Lifeguard (CPR) and Water Safety Instructor.
5. I have executive capacity and a unique desire to prosper; through #LOVEvolution.
6. I am mature, reputable, righteous & available immediately to work for a beneficial future as we preserve our planet while profiting from reputable behavior and an enjoyable product.
If provided an opportunity, I shall strive for excellence and future development with your organization according to your standard operating procedures. I am earnest, energetic, eager, & I serve tenants and vendors well.
SALARY: I consider all offers for work/financial remuneration. My integrity is verifiable: currently I was leasing apartments on a part time basis. I seek a new beginning to work with an honest, ecological, logical, profitable organization to enjoy financial appreciation. I can supervise any enterprise and any salary is better than none. My last working position: I assisted supervision of a movie production/Rave party location; paid $20 an hour and space 4 my RV. My last apartment management: was a team position {250 units} paid $3k a month; 3 bd/2ba apartment and office. I promise: to promptly collect Rent; use legal notices to motivate non-payers and undesirables to move out or proceed with efficient eviction, prepare vacancies to be 'rent ready' , efficiently operate 'Clean and Green' for curb appeal and community good will.
I appreciate your consideration;
Respectfully Submitted, Robert Torres
Please possibly pardon my anti-resume for management/property supervision: it quantifies the qualities that qualify me to supervise any enterprize. I appreciate your consideration:
Hire an Ecological Executive #LOVEvolutionize Global Village!
My specialty is hospitable habitability: I provide excellence in Apartment, Hotel, or Motel Management including Property Supervision. I am University and universally, educated: knowledgeable about, living space, food and drink for a Restaurant, Bar, or Night Club. I can socialize and exist with people of all cultures facilitating enjoyment of their apartment/homes or your establishment. I am a 'one minute manger' who resolves issues instantly with logical experienced decisions. My operating policy is 'clean and green': everything well maintained and fresh; Curb appeal, proper product, accurate accounting, and problem avoidance, with happy service to attract new business/tenants while maintaining current tenants/customers. I have the ability to supervise any enterprise: I improve balance sheets and coordinate heart beats. Social acceptability demands compliance with all laws and regulations including US Housing codes, California's Health/Safety requirements, Municipal rent-control, Tax credit or section 8 rules; while adhering to your firm's standard operating procedures. My executive capacity encompasses broom pushing to pencil pushing and a desire to ecologically serve society. I am uniquely qualified to enhance the ergonomics, economics, ecology, and environment for you.
I began protecting the construction site of an apartment building arson fire; helped supervise the re-construction, then became resident manager of 25 units. I evolved to supervise a portfolio of 2,000 units comprised of apartments, a 60 room motel & 2 mobile-home trailer parks. I speak, read, write, and think in Spanish, Computer-Ease, Healthy-Happy-Habitability, & Legal-Ease. I maintain properties properly; I promise to prudently maximize profitability and property value. Please interview me: I am productive; my mobilization includes utilizing Public Transportation: a Harley Davidson motorcycle, GMC pick up truck, Cadillac compact sedan, an 18 speed mountain bicycle & pristine CA DMV record.
There are 3 options to utilize my ability to supervise and serve all: (A.) Hire me as an employee. (B.) Allow me to manage/supervise for a percentage of gross collected rents or income. (C.) I offer to purchase your property or business at your ideal price with .001 down and 10%interest. I am not a financial flipper: I shall honor current tenants' contracts; precluding economic-speculative-gentrification also I promise to upgrade and own property long term.
To conserve time, space, and money: I submit 8 Establishment Discrepancies; which usually disqualify this application for opportunity. Unfortunately; my physical attributes & philosophical politics cause more discrimination than skin tint and racial heritage. Society accepts racial-ness but attempts to stifle political radical-ness: I am respectfully all ways cordial, I love ties and dress conservatively. I object to American Advanced Apartheid and social exploitation by Diabolical Disorientation enforced by oppressive deadly laws to generate income. As management; we must exemplify contentment, to produce Prosperity.
1. Anti-Establishment appearance: I have "grown my hair and beard for peace" to commemorate Mr. John Lennon's' Crusade for World Peace. The situation leading to his assassination led to my decision to be a property/business manager: the Hotel Dakota staff failed to check attitude of the murderer despite his lurking around; efficient management controls buildings and occupants to preclude problems.
2. Lack of Establishment certification: I invested 5 years completing 168 quarter units; as a pre-Legal major studying The Art of Business at California State University Los Angeles. In objection to governmental executions, pollution, and nuclear warmongering, I have; yet to earn a degree, a property management certification, or a business or realtor license. I have managed and supervised apartment buildings and businesses extensively. I appreciatively all ways avoid impropriety with integrity; respecting everyone's dignity helps society achieve common humanitarian goals.
3. Low Establishment credit rating: My FICO is low: due to sporadic and low income history; I have yet to acquire an income property, and have yet to establish credit or use credit cards, thus, I have no established credit or utility bills. Good Will is speculative quantification, thus, not on the balance sheet yet; the most valued asset. Please: recognize; I can increase your firm's Good Will, profitability, and with your salary; eventually raising my FICO score.
4. Establishment profit: is secondary to Fair Honesty and GOD/Jesus; I respect and abide by the law. To increase market rent, some owners/employers want to dictate exploitative and or dishonest business practices which cost tenants penalties and fees; lead to evictions and new tenants to pay new inflated rents. I appreciate people and satisfy where I supervise; I achieve tenant compliance with friendliness and indisputable logic. Tenants and vendors are satisfied; appreciating fair, equal and equitable treatment rather than profit mongering.
5. Establishment terminations: due to aforementioned characteristics; I have been terminated or fazed out of most jobs. Short term terminations and long term tenures exemplify my fair treatment of tenants/employees and my refusal to neither condone nor promote exploitative or unhealthy working and or living conditions. My future career achievements shall be evident as I excel in a proper work environment where humanity and ecology are respected and prudent work effort is rewarded as standard operating procedure.
6. Lack of Establishment worth: due to a shoddy salary history I am not considered for lucrative executive positions. Discrimination IS asking: what is your salary history? And how much salary do you require? The real questions are: what is your position worth? Am I able to function in a sophisticated environment? Requesting salary history or monetary requirements is financial Apartheid and a glass ceiling segregating people to prevent upward income mobility. I respectfully request an opportunity for lucrative longevity; because, I earned it by surviving 10 years in the murderous crime plagued barrios/ghettos of Los Angeles and Orange County. Please: Acknowledge; any salary and assignment is better than none.
7. No recent Establishment employment: I was leasing units including a 12 unit bachelorette complex in 90037. Recently; guarded 5 unit rehabilitation in 90011 then leased them up. I am all ways honest: I subsist with odd jobs and generosity from family and friends. For the past decade I have cared for my elders and stayed at friends' homes enjoying life with them. I work sporadically and have transportation to earn extra money. I have been clean and arrest free for 30 years; my last executive position; ended 7-14-06 with a Management Co., as resident manager of a 250 unit complex in Los Angeles across from Dorsey High School.
8. Establishment Extortion by chemical DIS-crimination: Please acknowledge MLK jr.s' Righteous and Religious demand "...judge my character and my business morals; not the chemical content of my urine..." I vote to end the US drug-war: it kills our planet, punishes people, and destroys human dignity. Enforcing this illogical exploitative war; devastates ancient cultural diversity by enforcing deadly violent Laws to seize drugs. Therefore; I object to forced sobriety and refuse to submit to a drug test as an advocate of the US Green Party! I am a prudent exuberant professional: I avoid tobacco; I promote #LOVEvolution: 1. End hunger, 2. Dissipate hate, 3. Vanquish violence, 4. Dismantle nuclear reactors and weapons, 5. Cure cancers, 6. Fix Fukushima. The homeless problem; is ignored while Basic Income would cure society by valuing human life, and Health Insurance is fraudulently referred to as Health Care; this exemplifies our need for equitable social transformation with voluntary generosity.
I minimize complications to preclude problems and avoid litigation.
I promise; I am all ways courteously conscious. My integrity is evidently verifiable: I operated many cash registers, handled inventories and collected a decade of rents; all amounting to millions of dollars. I facilitate tenants' prosperity with proper attitude and a willingness to serve them: jump-start their cars, help change tire, a happy greeting, whatever facilitates their way.
I am available: for an interview, employment-contractual negotiations or a consultation.
I function with Absolute Integrity: Thank you; your consideration is appreciated.
References and/or formal resume available upon request.
Aloha Amigos:
I seek an interesting, rewarding, long-term position; I can logically manage and supervise any property or business. My life is wisely invested in the Los Angeles area, the city of my birth and the home of my choice. I am a diligent person who started renting apartments for $500 per month and evolved to accommodate tenants at any level of luxury. I have enjoyed ten years operating apartments: commuting to work by staircase; promoting satisfaction among tenants, attracting new tenants & maximizing profitability with good honest service. I have work-mates available depending on the team position and location.
My abilities facilitate a professional contribution both to the community and to a harmonious living and working environment. A clear perspective of legal and financial ramifications; precludes problems while maintaining Good Will and tranquility. I am knowledgeable about Earth, our cultures and solutions to our planet's complications. My work experience is diversified and extensive: It includes; attending to people at fast food restaurants, car washes, gas stations, as a waiter, delivery driver, sales representative, construction assistant superintendent for 25 units, and care giving. I also provided security services by protecting people and guarding valuables such as; an apartment construction site, a Cadillac Dealership, a nightclub, & all at a FEDCO (from cash office to jewel inventory). My practical aptitude and attitude enables me to supervise and complete all projects and goals for profitability.
My Skills:
1. (33 wpm) Computer, legal, and Spanish literate: University and universally educated.
2. I fully comprehend all construction principles & I have knowledgeable mechanical ability.
3. I joyfully interact with diverse social cultures, and adhere to standards within company policies.
4. Red Cross Certified: Lifeguard (CPR) and Water Safety Instructor.
5. I have executive capacity and a unique desire to prosper; through #LOVEvolution.
6. I am mature, reputable, righteous & available immediately to work for a beneficial future as we preserve our planet while profiting from reputable behavior and an enjoyable product.
If provided an opportunity, I shall strive for excellence and future development with your organization according to your standard operating procedures. I am earnest, energetic, eager, & I serve tenants and vendors well.
SALARY: I consider all offers for work/financial remuneration. My integrity is verifiable: currently I was leasing apartments on a part time basis. I seek a new beginning to work with an honest, ecological, logical, profitable organization to enjoy financial appreciation. I can supervise any enterprise and any salary is better than none. My last working position: I assisted supervision of a movie production/Rave party location; paid $20 an hour and space 4 my RV. My last apartment management: was a team position {250 units} paid $3k a month; 3 bd/2ba apartment and office. I promise: to promptly collect Rent; use legal notices to motivate non-payers and undesirables to move out or proceed with efficient eviction, prepare vacancies to be 'rent ready' , efficiently operate 'Clean and Green' for curb appeal and community good will.
I appreciate your consideration;
Respectfully Submitted, Robert Torres
Aloha; Applicants for work partners,
I am seeking a dedicated partner to team up and Locate apartment management or supervision work together. We can be associates and living-work-mates to enjoy the benefit of FREE RENT: in exchange; we collect the rent and account for it. Please consider my proposal to be my affiliate to establish an apartment management and/or supervision team.
YOU please: handle the first part; you choose which area, what compensation, and benefits, then we submit our resumes, apply for the position, then we arrange an appointment interview for us to be hired as team/work-mates. I can drive or meet you there; please meet me before we begin, in person-eye to eye to determine our future possibilities’ and develop a strategy for success.
This is a career opportunity requiring honest happy intelligence; it provides flexibility to develop other sources of income and achieve personal goals. Management duties require completion not office hours; if all units are rented and tenants content, we receive bonuses. Many positions require a TEAM to handle administration and supervise maintenance. I promise: I can work and live together joyously; because the joy of a good job and luxurious living space predicate my desire for progeny. I am trilingual Spanish, English, and Computer-Legal-ease; I have 10 years experience managing apartments in the Southern California area. Your abilities and intelligent beauty add to our appeal especially if you speak a second or third language.
Ladies are more compatible to me; psychologically, philosophically, physically, psychically, and politically: therefore; I prefer a feminine partner, to share living space and work together daily. An easy existence: with pleasant personalities and a desire for lucrative longevity. Being a team mate facilitates acquiring work: as a Human Resource person advised me; "our firm doesn’t want a solitary person with the keys to beautiful peoples' apartments". I promise to cooperate and handle our reality with dignity; according to our compatibilities and your desires.
There are three ways we can prosper;
1. We locate work as business associates and partners to be hired as employees, thus, receive a salary and an apartment to reside in. Every month our rent will be free plus a salary which depends on amount of units we manage and our responsibilities. It is easy to enjoy being rewarded for: executive honesty by collecting rents while managing fairly and equally; so tenants can quietly enjoy their apartment homes. Some positions have expensive building rents; therefore, housing is too expensive, there, thus we earn a generous salary, live off-site and can purchase income properties to own together.
2. Contract work for Absolute Supervision: my company and we earn a percentage of the gross collected rents we collect.
3. We can purchase properties with a low down payment deal: we submit a generous purchase proposal with a great interest rate; benefitting seller. Thus we can, acquire apartment buildings: promising the owners, to respect tenants and not raise rents to gentrify or convert to condominiums. We develop a cash flow and benefit the owner and tenants’.
4. I am affiliated with other established companies we can earn commissions from.
All conditions are negotiable; we shall abide according to the promises we establish.
1. We can exist harmoniously and enjoy life wherever we nurture, dream, and earn.
2. I shall respect your privacy and will honor all living conditions we agree to.
3. I exist as an ovo-lacto-vegetarian; on a non-violent diet, yet, I appreciate all appetites.
4. I am 420 compatible; I party with moderation to celebrate life with social sanity.
I am a dignified professional: upgrading my career, with you, an effervescent partner. Our mutual cooperation earns us, a new apartment home as we operate a safe functional housing complex that enhances the community. I have the willingness to work anywhere in Southern California. I am a 'cultural vulture'; therefore, being well researched, I exist excellently with all cultures of people joyfully and I enjoy the best from all ethnicities to promote and establish world peace with prosperity. I an avid advocate and member of the US GREEN tea PARTY because: we must help our global village delete diabolical disorientation!
Our SOUL-U-tion is: World #LOVEvolution; first we end hunger, to dissipate hate, then vanquish violence, dismantle nuclear reactor/weapons, and master cancers.
Thank you: I appreciate your time and consideration.
My offer for a live in apprenticeship: is dependent on your dedicated decision.
I evaluate; all offers for barter, work, lodging, Love, and all advice.
Please possibly: Remember; JESUS, GOD, Mother Nature, all earthly Prophets, scientific ecology, and philosophical Logic all try to teach: Humans to LOVE our neighbors; preserve earth and dignify humanity with Love-Cake.
Aloha and Mahalo: Peace and Love; to everyone all ways… Robert aka
www.mr-funsun.com
p.s. I am a content human being: and I shall excel at progressing as a work mates and social activists for global sanity.
PLEASE: I promise to adhere to our agreement and exist in melody: I respect and adore ladies; my sexual fantasy is to create souls.
We need to manage the preservation of our oxygen and water to preclude human extinction. I help enhance balance sheets and heart beats; I produce peoples' dreams; and I assist people to maintain moderation through contentment and healthy habits.
